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Total Medals Earned: 91 (From 23 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,005 Points

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Key Puncher Unlocked 2/6/10
25 Points
Complete first 5 levels.
Systems Analyst Unlocked 2/6/10
25 Points
Complete first 9 levels.
PROgrammer 50 Points Complete Lighbot.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/21/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 10/21/10
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA Unlocked 10/21/10
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Great Listener Unlocked 3/6/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty 5 Points View the high scores.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION Unlocked 2/6/10
5 Points
Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY Unlocked 2/3/10
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS Unlocked 2/6/10
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY Unlocked 2/3/10
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER Unlocked 2/6/10
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED Unlocked 2/6/10
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME Unlocked 2/6/10
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END Unlocked 2/6/10
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER Unlocked 2/6/10
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER Unlocked 2/6/10
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING Unlocked 2/6/10
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 13/13 (450/450 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 4/10/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/26/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 2/6/10
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Bad Transit Unlocked 2/6/10
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/3/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

Icy Cave of Frustration

Loser! Unlocked 12/30/10
5 Points
You lost the game.
Smash! Unlocked 12/30/10
5 Points
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Animal Cruelty Unlocked 12/30/10
10 Points
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Care-ibou Unlocked 12/30/10
10 Points
Show some interest!
Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Popsicle 50 Points Reach level 15.
Basic Instinct 100 Points You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Icecret Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/305 points)

Newgrounds HQ Showdown

First blood Unlocked 7/30/10
5 Points
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Kitty krew Unlocked 7/30/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
u suxorz Unlocked 7/30/10
5 Points
Lose against any team
BADGER BADGER BADGER Unlocked 7/30/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
dunn dunn Unlocked 7/30/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
THERES A BEAR IN THERE Unlocked 7/30/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
TIGER KITTIES Unlocked 7/30/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
WE WILL NOT FORGET Unlocked 7/30/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
WORMS Unlocked 7/30/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
RED EYED PANDA Unlocked 7/30/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
FOX TROT Unlocked 7/30/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SEA OTTER Unlocked 7/30/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shit, what a pussy! Unlocked 7/30/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)